In my many years at Enterprise, I've seen some
wondrous things,
So I thought I'd share a few of them, to see
what laughs they bring.
We've done some trips along the way, and downed
so many beers,
We've had good times and laughed so much, some
even face their fears.....
At Centre Parcs there was some fun, we had a barbecue,
And then we played the name game - though some didn't have a clue,
Adam came early for breakfast, hoping to be fed
-
But he was so disappointed to find us still in
bed.
We fired some guns and climbed up trees, George
wobbling on that board,
That leap of faith - it took some guts, when
finally she soared.
Bruges showed us Jamie's wild side, his pole
dancing was sublime,
To unhinge him from that pole of his - took us a
long, long time,
The locals there stopped by to help, but all to
no avail,
Our recompense came the very next day when Jamie looked so pale.
We've been to France to learn to ski and spend
some time on snow,
Some found it hard, some skied a lot but
everyone had a go,
The following day, with aches all round, we'd
all improved a bit,
Apart from Adam, now where was he? Ah yes,
hungover in his pit.
In Amsterdam the red light zone was visited at
night,
In our hotel, with few clothes on, were porn
stars left and right.
In Ireland we went to Dublin, to try some pints
of stout,
But the black stuff wasn't good for us - some
even spat it put.
The boys of course, love cake Monday - in fact
they think it's a pleasure,
To bake a cake for their colleagues, giving up a
whole day of leisure.
Once, feeling brave and fool hardy, we did a
charity run,
So we entered a race with obstacles - it should
have been some fun,
We were dunked in mud and cold water, on a cold
October day,
And Jamie carried his team's log alone,
although he went the wrong way.
We like to try out pub quizzes, we generally
have a blast,
Our egg head man Greg knows a lot, well except
for ropes and masts.
When targets are hit it's curry, so to Berko we go forth,
And tottering on the highest heels it's our party girl George North.
So what will I miss as I'm leaving? From all the
laughs we've had,
Perhaps Callum wearing his slippers, and a
cardigan like a dad?
Or maybe Sue with her sighing, when anything
goes wrong,
Or Adam who hates adding up, why does it take so
long?
If you say the wrong word, or do a daft thing, Katie gets out her
book,
And records your faux pas for posterity - so
everyone else can look.
So, my memories so far are good - but one thing
still rankles me,
And that's the A team's lack of effort when it comes
to making the teas!
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